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More Brains Than Dogs ->
Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs? So they know not to embarrass themselves by humping women's knees at parties.... [ca造 ->]
Peroxide Blonde and 747 ->
Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? A1: They both have a black box. A2: Both have a cockpit.... [ca造 ->]
Diary of a New Snow Shoveler ->
Decenber 8th 6:00 PM It started to snow. The first snow of the season and the wife and I took our cocktails and sat for hours by the window watching the huge soft flakes drift down from heaven. It looked like a Grandma Moses print. So romantic we fe... [ca造 ->]
Letters to President Clinton ->
Dear Bill: As a fellow Southern Baptist, I can sympathize with your predicament. Although when I was president I merely lusted in my heart, I have to admit that had I served another term, my lust might have broken free and moved down my body. God ... [ca造 ->]
For Dad's with Daughters! (Long) ->
When I was in high school I used to be terrified of my girlfriend's father, who I believe suspected me of wanting to place my hands on his daughter's chest. He would open the door and immediately affect a good-naturedly murderous expression, holding ... [ca造 ->]
Agnostic Insomniac Dyslexic ->
What does an agnostic, insomniac, dyslexic do? Stay up all night wondering if there really is a dog.... [ca造 ->]
Alternative Chicken ->
Q.-Why'd the chicken cross the road? A.- He was attached to Dennis Rodman's head!... [ca造 ->]
And you thing you have it bad! ->
There's a celery, a carrot, and a dick talking. The celery was like "Man, I got it bad, they chop me up and put me in cold water!" Then the carrot was like "You think you got it bad they chop me up and stick me in HOT water!" Then the dick s... [ca造 ->]
Mime in the forest ->
If a tree falls in a forest, and lands on a mime... does anyone care?... [ca造 ->]
Lincoln ->
Your moma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!... [ca造 ->]
Stupid Elephant Jokes ->
How can you tell when an elephant has been in your refrigerator? Footprints in the butter!... [ca造 ->]
Brand new drugs on the market! ->
With Viagra such a hit, Pfizer is bringing forth a whole line of drugs oriented towards improving the performance of men in today's society.. DIRECTRA - a dose of this drug given to men before leaving on car trips caused 72 percent of them to stop... [ca造 ->]
Gov't ->
Don't steal... The government doesn't like competition!... [ca造 ->]
Definition of a Wife! ->
(B)eautiful (I)ntelligent (T)alented (C)harming (H)omemaker... [ca造 ->]
Blonde Mechanics ->
A young blonde female stock broker was bored with driving her BMW. It lacked individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps a MG convertible. That week she visited her l... [ca造 ->]